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The Best Medicine

Guests and hosts on late night talk shows always seem to laugh harder at their own jokes than the audience.


When I ride my bike, I like to pretend I’m Lance Armstrong in the Tour de France. If some one is in front of me, I peddle real fast to overtake him. If someone is behind me, I dig really hard to prevent him from passing me. And at night, I inject two bags of EPO.

It seems that we have lost our collective filter that weeds out ridiculous ideas.


There is a push to defund Paw Patrol. I guess a cartoon teaching kids about obeying the law and treating each other with respect is a threat to modern day America. Meanwhile, Drag Queen Story Hour for 3 year olds is still a thing.

The Seattle Mayor says that CHAZ is more of a “block party” than an “armed take-over”, except that the people are armed and they took over the city.


How did we go from “Thank you first responders! Love you first responders!” to “Hate the police! Kill all police!”?


A Dallas judge has banned the use of tear gas as a crowd control method. I guess offering rioters and looters flowers will keep them under control.

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Judd Garrett is a former NFL player, coach and executive. He is a frequent contributer to the website Real Clear Politics, and has recently published his first novel, No Wind

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